DEAR SPAZZ, O MY GAWD! O MY GAWD! O MY GAWD!!!!!!!! OK OK, so theres this squirrel in my tree, it treatens me with its pointy acorn and super nuttiness im afraid it's going to sneak in my house, hide in my clawset, and when im pick'n out my cawnverse, itlll make the kill!!!! hallllp haaaalppp me please??? i dont wanna DIE OF A SQUIRREL ATTACK!!!!! AND HIS NUTTY POWERS UNLESHED ACROSS AMERICA AND WORS THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!! commawn spazz help ma! hawpefully, DEAD NUTZ |
DEAR DEAD NUTZ, IM AFRAID FOR YOU!!! YOU HAVE A HOMICIDAL SUIRREL ON YOUR HANDS! but dont worry, im sure youre just hallusinating or something................................... but in case you really are frikkin out, first, get a box, a really big box! label it "SQUIRREL MURDERER" place a tape recorder inside and place under the squirrels turf, ina few days he should be gawn!!!! hoping this helps, THE SPAZZ
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CAN YOU READ! like it says...ask the spazz!!!! |
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